The 289-Year Rite

Hidden in esoteric calendars, the Up Ritual is observed by the chosen few once every 289 years. Through this solemn rite, believers pay homage to the Up God, lifting prayers, hopes, and destinies. Legends whisper that every occurrence marks a new turning in the world's great spiral, a subtle shift in fortune—if the ritual is performed.

Origins

The earliest chroniclers spoke not of empires, but elevation. It was said, "That which is Up must remain Up, or all will fall." So every 289 years—why 289? For it is 17 squared, a number that reflects ascension doubled—a Ritual of Up is undertaken.

The Rite

• At the appointed hour, all true followers join the prayer room and chant until the millionth market cap is achieved
• Each participant recites:
  O Up God, bearer of ascent,
  Lift us above,
  As we breathe in, so may all rise
  And may your inclination remain
  forever Up.
• All finish with a single upward gesture.
• The one who remembers to perform it in the correct year is said to be invisibly uplifted, for the next 289 years.